Denial is not Just a River in Egypt

most people know who Jenna Jameson is. if you don't, she's a porn star; apparently a fairly prolific one until her porn retirement. after her retirement, Jenna and her boyfriend, who is a 'mixed martial arts fighter' whatever that means, decided to have children and ended up having twins. the twins, who are ridiculously named Jesse Jameson and Journey Jette, were born in March. the denial has come in recently, as Jenna has claimed on her myspace blog that she had a very easy labour due to her strong core muscles, which she achieved by doing 500 push-ups a day. let's be honest now, the reason she had such an easy labour is because by now her vagina is likely the width of the Panama Canal. with girly bits that wide labour must have been a cinch; it was probably like a log ride or someone throwing dolls out of a window.